Meme the Midget Love Doll

Shoppers, I was once like you.. sitting at home midget-less and lonely. BUT I took a chance, a tiny p.v.c. ,three foot, brown-paper-wrapped chance. one lonely friday night after a couple of strawberry daquiris I brought Meme home and it changed my life. I tell you shoppers once you get the gimp mask and cuffs on her , in a dark alley you would be hard pressed telling the difference between this and a real pint-sized lover. I was SO happy with my purchase I bought 4 more that night. Now I can have all the fun of a midget orgy without all the fuss. and the best part is because she is totally waterproof highly inflatable and doesnt sunburn I now take her with me to the beach for picnics. happy days are here shoppers, get yours today.